Washer/Dryer or Fido

  Before we signed the lease on our new apartment we asked our new landlord if there was a washer/dryer in the building.  He said that he has one in his unit, but it's for his private use only.  The nearest laundromat is seven blocks away, and I've come too far to be pushing a granny cart with my laundry in it around the neighborhood.  In our kitchen there is an obvious place for a stackable washer/dry complete with outlets and dryer vent.  What was missing was the correct water hookup, so some minor plumbing under the sink would need to be added to accommodate the washing machine. The owner, Noah, was less than enthusiastic about the idea, but he agreed as long as we had renters insurance to cover any water damage, bought our own machine, and had the work done by an "approved plumber".  That last one was the catch.

  Let me add that he did not want a dog in the apartment. We told him that in fact we have a small terrier.  He reluctantly agreed and the dog was added to the lease.

  Initially Noah said that he wanted us to use the plumber he was using for the renovation on his apartment, and the price he quoted was $1,000 for the work.  Our realtor said that he had a guy that his company recommended who could do the work for $300.  Noah agreed to the plumber and asked that the realtor pay for the installation. Our realtor seeing all of his hard work going "down the drain" so to speak, over the installation of a washer/dryer agreed to cover the cost.

  We moved in a week later.  A week after that we bought the washer and dryer.  We scheduled our plumber.  He came and said that he needed access to the water main, which is in the basement, which we don't have access to, and the owner's are not living in their unit during the renovation. So we had to reschedule.  I am now on week two of dragging my laundry to the laundrymat with a perfectly good washer/dryer sitting in my kitchen unplugged.  Noah agreed to schedule some time in conjunction with the plumber to make the water main available, but first he wanted the plumbers contracting license and insurance, as well as a drawn out plan for the work.  Remember, the landlord agreed to the plumber at the signing of the lease, now, two weeks later he is asking for a extensive documentation to get the work completed.  The plumber that our realtor referred to us was doing this as a side job.  He works for a large condo building and works under their umbrella for insurance and contracting.  He does not have an independent contractor's license or he would be charging $1,000.  Our realtor had been amazing in getting us out of our former lease so we contacted him to see if he could negotiate this situation.  He contacted the landlord's agent and came back to us with a strange response. 


  "He hates your dog," our realtor relayed to us. What? What does my dog have to do with installing our washer and dryer?  Come to find out the landlord really did not have an issue with us installing our washer/dry, but he was having lease signing remorse about allowing our small dog in the building.

  I am a dog person, but I totally understand that little yap dogs can drive a person crazy.  Come to find out that during the day while we are at work our little terrier, Oliver, is spending his day barking at the workers downstairs, at the delivery person for our upstairs neighbor's Meals on Wheels, and any other person(s) entering the brownstone. If we had been informed of this we would have worked out a solution immediately.  We never intended to sign a dog onto the lease at the expense of the other tenants. 

  Long and short of it is that we are sending our little Oliver to live with my brother in Kansas where the poor little mite can avoid the stress of living among so many voices outside of his front door. And my washer and dryer are now installed.  Jeff, Cameron and I did a house cleansing with incense, music and candles to try to calm the negative energy in the building. Hopefully we can all begin to live in harmony, except for poor little Oliver who's adventure is just beginning.